Oh American Idol, why do I watch?

I don’t call and vote. I seldom watch any performers that aren’t my faves. I never watch the results show. But I can’t help watching the sickness happen on screen. Don’t get me wrong some of these people are good. Well pretty much all of them are damn site more vocally talented than myself, not to mention countless others. That’s why they’re on the show.

What kills me about Idol is the judges. I’m pretty sure that Paula is 100% on the sauce all the time. I’ve known some hard core addicts in my time, and every time she speaks on the show it’s nothing more than a pot tangent. I seriously wouldn’t be surprised to know she was backstage making bongs out of her coke cup. At this point I’m thinking she should just stop talking altogether, because it’s nothing short of painful.